Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogPerfect TreeConan: I like this tree. Me: That’s great. Can you hurry up? We’ve gotta get back on the road. Conan: I want to bring this tree home. Me…Jan 24Jan 24
Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogNew Year HangoverConan: What? Me: I didn’t say anything. Conan: Why are you yelling at me? Me: I’m not yelling. Conan: Why do I feel broken? What the hell…Jan 23Jan 23
Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogNew Year, Same MeMe: Any New Year resolutions, Conan? Conan: Eat more bacon. Me: That’s not a resolution. Conan: Then what’s a resolution? Me: It’s a…Jan 23Jan 23
Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogGovernment ProgramConan: Hehe Me: What’s so funny? Conan: Oh nothing. Me: Come on. Tell me. Why are you laughing? Conan: It’s just a joke that Baxter left…Jan 23Jan 23
Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogSacrificeConan: This is how it ends. Me: This is how what ends? Conan: Us! You and me, man! We’re lost. We’ll never find our way back to…Jan 23Jan 23
Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogCinderConan: Take a picture of me. Me: Why? Conan: Because I need a new profile pic for Cinder. Me: Hold on. What’s Cinder and why do you need a…Jan 23Jan 23
Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogHot DogConan: Buddy says he’s hungry. Me: Ok, why doesn’t he tell me that? Conan: Buddy doesn’t speak human. You know that, Idiot. Me: Right, what…Jan 23Jan 23
Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogChristmas 2015Me: Come on, Bud. We’re going to get your picture taken with Santa. Conan: No thanks. Me: That wasn’t really a question. It’s for charity…Jan 23Jan 23
Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogPizzaConan: Pizza….Hut. It looks delicious. Wait, do I like pizza? Me: Well, you’ve never had pizza but I’ve seen you throw up and then try to…Jan 23Jan 23
Published inThe Conan Chronicles: Conversations With My DogStay PuftMe: Any plans for today? Conan: You’re lookin’ at it. Me: You need to move around more. You’re going to get fat. Conan: This coming from…Jan 23Jan 23
